JANUARY 2 2020
Truckers Choice Award
Decided purely from the over-whelming votes of the community. This is the Trucker recognised as the creme of the crop.
Trucker Of The Year
AKA RAMPAGE 737
Every so often in the hutton sewage department, a lump of effluence rises to the top and won’t be broken up with a stick or sunk. Instead it holds its ground becomes sentient and heads up the Hotbox team through a year of enlightenment. Running amazing events, changing the console from an ignored cousin to a respected and feared rival and bringing fun and warmth to many new truckers. A true Gem.
Trader Of The Year
AKA MONTGOMMERY PYTHON
When investigating trader of the year we uncovered some interesting facts, now Mr Python is clearly rolling in the dough with a ridiculous credit haul from the 1,399,830 tonnes of cargo he sold making him top of the chart for Sold cargo in Hutton Helper. How-ever concerns have been raised due to his purchase of 1,447,721 tonnes of cargo. Where did the rest go? Hungry much commander?
Helpful Trucker Award
AKA MIA HALE, MARKO & APOLOGY OFFICER
Mia is one of the most friendly truckers in our group. First to apologise for any mistakes, and I mean mistakes by anyone Mia spends her time supporting events, players and even podcasts and audio pieces. Mia’s friendly attitude is most recognised by pilots looking for a wing mate or asking for advice. The answers may be ’I don’t know’ but will always be followed by ’I’ll find someone who does’.
Creator of the Year
Entarius fusion, known liar and miss representative of the truth, he has made us laugh over the years with his fakery, but the words Hutton Helper are true beyond a doubt. He works tirelessly on the hutton helper, re-coding through each update. He customises it for events and just for fun. It’s brought so many possibilities to our group, badges of true honour. We thank you entarius with all our heart.
Explorer of the Year
AKA COMETBORNE & LYDIA OF THE VOID
A dominating commander on the stats for Exploration, Winner most systems visited 15,924, Winner Objects Scanned 177,955 , Also Winner of Top LY’s travelled at 1,113,727 Lys. That’s nearly the Andromeda galaxy
Miner of the Year
AKA FUNKY ABIGAIL
When you think of the word miner only one name comes to mind Funky Abigail. The magnificence of the effort required to not only smash so many rocks in syncronicity but also to take the Hutton truckers from obscurity in the listings for the Gold trade awards to smashing the top place and earning truckers a lovely little trophy, is the stuff of legends. Although rewarded with untold riches, it was a fete of unbelievable measure.
Mistake of the Year
AKA EDWARD LEWIS
Who is Edward Lewis, I mean what can we say? I suppose we could say Who the heck is Edward Lewis? It’s a name I haven’t heard in years.. do I know him? Of course I know him, he’s me.. no wait. Edward Lewis’s only mistake was creating an avenue for truckers to forget him. Rest in peace. No wait he’s not dead; he just left the galaxy on a tour of radioactive universes.
The first words flossy ever spoke live were ’Now mike hunt with the sport’ Which says a lot. Fuel Rat, Trucker, Queen of the community goals, Intellectual of the interstella initiatives, radio presenter and voice of may swallow. She has done it all and is still doing it, she’s going to burn herself into an early grave. Plus it’s cold this time of year....
Alvin Deefer Charitable Trucker Award
The dodgy boob obsessed radio presenter spends a lot of time raising money for his charities. Often going unnoticed he has dedicated so much time to everything the truckers organise and then even more on top. He gives his time generously volunteering for special effect and recently leading a truckers team in a charity go karting event. He is a true champion of charity.
Passenger Transporter of the Year
2nd highest trip adviser rating, this passengers transporter extraordaire has left more people satisfied accross the universe than Susan Boils in her acclaimed movie ’Boil Banger’. Over 33,000 positive customer ratings
Jumper of the Year
Some Truckers relish hardships and self punishment. Josh, even after facing the unfairness of a horrific ganking at Beagle Point, he decided not to lie down and die, oh no not he.. and he simply dusted himself off, and made it back from Explorers Anchorage to Beagle Point in a single DAY!
Buck Nekkid Rebuy Award
The mayday alert was changed to Shrove tuesday when Draxxor set off planetside in her cutter. her mission to end the year flatter than she found it was certainly put to the test as she pancaked no less than 7 times into the same planet, earning a crash test award and a galaxy wide shortage of maple syrup
Naughty Trucker of the Year
AKA BUCK NEKKID
MA! he’s naked again. YOU WEREN’T THERE MAN!. Who can forget that luscious body hair and pointy nipples. Was it worth it? absolutely even though we had to pay for so much counselling afterwards.
Mission Runner of the Year
AKA TEXAS STU
When Bananaman first came into being he needed an arch enemy! sorry that was Texas Pete?? Who the &^*%$ is Stu? OH the guy with the heart of glass?? Tripple heart bypass! and still running missions while getting treatment. Ok Lets start this again! *cough* Mad Trucking Mission runner Texas Stu is 3rd place over all for Hutton Helper mission points 8,459 through difficult health issues.
Thargoid Killer of the Year
AKA FTM MUSTANG
Huttons very own Rambo in a mustang has taken out 10,000 thargoids in what has been described as the largest pile of fried calamari since the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Sun Smasher of the Year
AKA CMDR CRIMSHADOW
Richard has taken a close look at a lot of stars this year and has discovered they’re very hot and quite abrasive. His scientific data has led to us knowing that it’s best to fly around the stars and the melting point of human is lower than you’d expect.
Combat Pilot of the Year
Luftwaffe pilot of Red Barron levels. He loves a dogfight which is why we keep him away from Alvin. often found in a combat zone or Thargoid attack zone taking on everyone at once, well sometimes it’s hard to pick a side.